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Original Title:	Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
ISBN:	0061173398 (ISBN13: 9780061173394)
Edition Language:	English

Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea

Chelsea Handler

Hardcover | Pages: 264 pages

Rating: 3.85 | 149748 Users | 6946 Reviews

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Title	:	Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea
Author	:	Chelsea Handler
Book Format	:	Hardcover
Book Edition	:	Special Edition
Pages	:	Pages: 264 pages
Published	:	May 1st 2007 by HarperCollins Publishers
Categories	:	Humor. Nonfiction. Autobiography. Memoir. Comedy. Biography

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When Chelsea Handler needs to get a few things off her chest, she appeals to a higher power - vodka. You would too if you found out that your boyfriend was having an affair with a Peekapoo or if you had to pretend to be honeymooning with your father in order to upgrade to first class. Welcome to Chelsea's world - a place where absurdity reigns supreme and a quick wit is the best line of defense. In this hilarious, deliciously skewed collection, Chelsea mines her past for stories about her family, relationships, and career that are at once singular and ridiculous. Whether she's convincing her third-grade class that she has been tapped to play Goldie Hawn's daughter in the sequel to Private Benjamin, deciding to be more egalitarian by dating a redhead, or looking out for a foulmouthed, rum-swilling little person who looks just like her... only smaller, Chelsea has a knack for getting herself into the most outrageous situations. Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea showcases the candor and irresistible turns of phrase that have made her one of the freshest voices in comedy today.

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Okay, this was pretty funny. I'm not a huge Chelsea Handler fan, but I definitely laughed out loud more than once while listening to this. The book is an autobiography I guess, assuming all the ridiculous stories are true, that highlights parts of Chelsea's life. Being in elementary school and lying about acting with Goldie Hawn, going on her first book tour, and meeting a midget who looks just like her are some of the hilarious parts of the story. I'm glad I listened to this because Chelsea

I've always been a fan of Chelsea Handler's dry humor, but this was just "eh" to me. There were some funny moments where I laughed out loud, but most of it kinda fell flat for me. She also has a lot of "messed up" jokes, like about rape and little people that I was uncomfortable with. I listened to this on audio, which I recommend since it's read by Chelsea and a lot of the jokes are all about the delivery. You can skip it though.

This book was just as much fun as Handler's first but possibly darker. Not that she got meaner or grosser but in this book I was often wondering, since for the most part, Handler does seem to actually wish to not overtly hurt anyone's feelings, how obvious it was to the people discussed that they were subjects. Some of them seemed to deserve it but nonetheless, this newer book seemed meaner. Handler has fantastic stories- I don't care if she has made them all up. I think her books are being

Yes please.I started this because I need something to laugh at. I was sitting at my desk this morning just laughing out loud and generally annoying my co-workers. They're just jealous that I can listen to my ipod in the morning while they have to count money.So far my favorite line of hers is something like, "Today I got my first DWI. I've only had one, but I don't want to rule anything out." Not that DWIs are funny. Well, in this case, they are.I'm a bad person.*********This book is frigging

Find all of my reviews at: http://52bookminimum.blogspot.com/I DID IT! I DID IT! I DID A DNF!!!! Mind you, it was an audiobook of a physical book I had already read, but hey I had to start somewhere, right? So now you might be wondering how in the eff am I managing to 1 Star something I 4 Starred in the past. Welllllll, lemme tell ya . . . . . Chelsea Handler has a voice that I want to punch right in the throat. I convinced myself I could get past it and the funny would outweigh the

Ah, I had high hopes for this book. I mean, for crying out loud, it has VODKA in the title! When I first heard about it, I thought I'd need to go hunt down a copy, but then life intervened. So - how many years later? Six? I finally decided to just do it - just get this book and read it.Little did I know I'd actually have to be DRINKING vodka to appreciate this book.Unfortunately, I read this book stone cold sober.First of all, I barely know who Chelsea Handler is. I mean, that's crazy, right? I